Calle de Ponzano (Chamberí) is the honest answer: a kilometre of counters where the queue is Spanish and Thursday is the big night. Calle de Argumosa (Lavapiés) does the leafy-terrace version at half the price. In La Latina, locals drink one street off the Cava Baja — the Plaza de la Paja end and Calle Almendro — and leave the main drag to visitors on Saturdays, reclaiming it Sunday for the post-Rastro vermút.
The pattern that never fails: the bars inside neighbourhood markets. Mercado de la Paz (Salamanca) for Casa Dani’s tortilla — routinely called Spain’s best; San Fernando (Lavapiés) for oysters-and-craft-beer at street prices; Antón Martín for the everything-in-between, with two floors of counters and zero tourist theatre. Eat standing, order by pointing, pay less than the plaza terraces charge for the view alone.
Order the house specialty first (every bar has one — look for what’s on every table), drink cañas not pints, ask for “la cuenta” only when genuinely done, and tip coins. Learn one sentence: “¿Qué me recomiendas?” — what do you recommend — and the bar staff take over your evening, invariably for the better.
Curated picks are coming — meanwhile, the live search covers every bookable property at the same price or better.